Brexit, Toblerone, Donald Trump – then, just when you thought things couldn’t get worse, an alien army attacks us all from under the sea.
Or at least that’s the theory behind a new book by Paul Stonehill and Philip Mantle – which claims that there’s a ‘secret army’ of Unidentified Submerged Objects ready to attack at any time.
UFO Mania says, ‘For decades now, these mysterious objects have been sighted in lakes. The USOs will not simply go away.
‘Our knowledge of the world beneath the waves is limited.
Here’s the full details (naturally, in a YouTube video with a robot voice – the number one chosen communication channel of all conspiracy theory fans).
Nigel Watson, author of The UFO Investigations Manual, says, ‘In the last 100 years there has been a steady transition from seeing apparently terrestrial biological sea or lake monsters to seeing unidentified submarines or extraterrestrial aliens and their craft.’
‘Often what in the past were regarded as the red eyesof a water monster are now interpreted as the red lights of an unidentified submerged object (USO).’
‘There are many sightings of UFOs flying into and out of ouroceans, which suggest that thesecraft have secret underwater bases that they use to operate from. Concentrations of such sightings indicate bases in the North Sea, Black Sea and off the coasts of California and Puerto Rico.’